Ask Sexpert: Should I have sex with maid in my old age?

Q: I am 46 years old. My wife is unable to satiate my sexual appetite. Aware of this fact, my maid is tempting me to have sex with her. I fear I might give in, but I am afraid of the consequences. How do I convince my wife to have sex every day? Can such sexual appetite at this age lead to expansion of prostrate glands?

A: Talk to your wife and hope she understands. Or else, satisfy yourself with masturbation. Sack the maid and get another one who doesn’t tempt you. You should have your prostate glands examined by a urologist.